Monday, April 17, 2006

Okay, today was hot. Too hot for April. I got in my car and it said 101 degrees. Whatever temp my car says when I first get in is always a few degrees above what the temp actually is, and after I drive a bit it will go down. But today as I was driving it kept going up! It went up to 105! The weather man said it only got up to 98, but honestly I don't believe him. The Impala doesn't lie. Is that how you spell Impala? Hold on, I'll google it.

Yep, that's right, i-m-p-a-l-a. Oh, the impala. You may not believe me, but the impala is the sexiest car out there. I have picked up so many guys with that car. I'll just be walking across the parking lot and some random guy will say, "Hey is that an impala? Do you want to go on a date? I think I may be in love with you." I'm telling you, the Chevy impala is the key to a happy life. If I ever get scared or lonely or lost while driving all I have to do is push the little blue onstar button. Then a voice will come on and say, "Welcome to Onstar. If you want to use this feature, you have to pay for it..." Okay, so it doesn't fix the lost thing, but it sure is nice to have another voice in the car with me. I never have a reason to get lonely. Sometimes I'll be in my apartment and think to myself, hmmm I'm lonely. So, I'll go out and sit in the car and push that little blue button of love. I always feel better.


Donald Philip Simpson said...

Did you know that when the weather person gives you the temperature, they are actually giving you what the temperature is in the shade?? How dumb is that?? Your Impala was right, as I am sure it was in the sun, and so thus giving you the correct temperature.

Just thought you might want to know...

Robby and Lynsey said...

I'd love to take a ride in the impala with sexy sue ... i'll be over in a jiff! I miss you!!! (are you so excited Greek is almost over??!!?)

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